Sooo… in an effort to keep our title of “Austin’s Worst Podcast” I fucked up and somehow added robot effects to mic 1 & mic 2 so Jon & I sound even more annoying than usual. The good news is we have Jason Dick from 101X on the show to remind us what amateurs we are.

In this episode Germs tells us how his blind date did and didn’t go, Jason Dick tells us about Grinch ties and finger banging. What else would you expect from a couple of Wall-E sounding drunks?

* Click Here To Listen On Your Phone * 29min 20sec

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Man, shit just gets weirder and weirder as we drink more. Ashley is begging for a ride home, Vanessa has a Jew fetish, there’s a major super hero debate, and everyone break in to song on more than one occasion. I’m beginning to wonder why you people even listen to this shit.

Oh yeah, because we’re awesome.

* Click Here To Listen On Your Phone * 27min 10sec

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First off they start talking about hairy men, crazy exes, ferrets, and some even snort when they laugh. Way to attract a man for sure. So during all of these shenanigans at Rio Rita the girls are trying to decide which guy they want to go on a blind date with based on the answers they guys gave. I’d go in to detail but my mind is has turned in to slush listening to this crap. The good news is Ashley is drunk enough to start begging for a ride home. The bad news is this is only episode 2 and there’s one more episode to come. Then girls still get to go out on blind dates with the guys at The Good Knight and The #19 Bus on east 6th, then we’re all meeting up to recap the dates.

Match.com ain’t got shit on us.

* Click Here To Listen On Your Phone * 22min 02sec

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I took a little planning, a bit of courage, and a lot of shots, but we did it. Here is the first installment of Get Dressed, We’re Going On Blind Dates. I know, such a long name for such a stupid show. Go start your own podcast and come up with something better.

Anygay, we got some of our lady Twitter followers to give us a list of questions that they want to ask the guys we picked out. They guys answered the questions anonymously and in this episode the girls get to hear the answers and pick who they want to go on a blind date with. April, Ashley & Vanessa all sounded like they had a good time and ended up begging for rides home. A job well done if you ask me.

So next the girls get to go on their blind dates with the guys courtesy of The Good Knight who provided us with 2 gift certificates for dinners and drinks after at The Grackle. The other lucky couple gets to have a romantic dinner on the roof of the #19 Bus food trailer followed by drinks at The Brixton. While they’re out doing that we’ll be putting out episodes of us drinking with the ladies and giving them their answers at Rio Rita.

I’m tired and my wife is hungover. I hope you’re happy.

* Click Here To Listen On Your Phone * 21min 18sec

Here’s a fun little interview with The Descendents at FunFunFun Fest. Of course someone ends up farting in the mic.

Milo, Bill & Stephen were cool enough to sit with a couple of morons with microphones. We’ve got some good questions that get some really good answers, and @JonhatesYou gets as close to a “no comment” response as you can get from a punk band.

And as a special treat, if you hit the “tweet this” button below and tell your Twitter nerd friends about our podcast, I’ll send you the link to download the entire show. Fuh realzies.

* Click Here To Listen On Your Phone * 8min 47sec

Somebody snuck in some booze? NO WAY!

So we’re sitting back stage at Fun Fun Fun Fest and we figure we’d better start recording something since they gave us these media passes, and low and behold we get another episode of The Miletus Show! But first, we’re hanging out with Bryan & Anthony from Misprint about how we got snubbed by Weird Al which turns into us making boiler makers, then moving on to discuss the hierarchy of rappers and their entourages. Jon & Miletus get in to a little lovers quarrel, and we wrap it up with mosh pit stereotypes.

Not bad for a couple 24oz cans of Tecate and contraband whiskey.

* Click Here To Listen On Your Phone * 12min 32sec

Backstage at Fun Fun Fun Fest 2010 with festival organizers Moody & Graham.

We put in a little quality time with the guys behind the guys at Fun Fun Fun Fest. We find out which band is the biggest pain in the ass to work with and who’s band do they think they could take in a fight. We get some details as to how Transmission Entertainment got The Descendents to play for the first time in almost 10 years. They also give us the skinny on some of the backup bands they hand in mind to fill Devo’s spot.

They also outed Jared. Enjoy!

* Click Here To Listen On Your Phone * 6min 10sec

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After the last night there I don’t think they’ll let us back in. Rest in peace shitty dive bar. I hope the yuppies don’t mind all of the graffiti and tuxedo monkey stickers.

So, once again we let Miletus on and it instantly becomes The Miletus Show! He tells us about some albino German making out with Michael Jackson’s star in Hollywood. And of course, salt water pools are the Cadillac of pools. Zach confuses the shit out of use trying to explain how a lesbian can masturbate in a microwave with a hot pocket sleeve or something like that. Sam, one of the owners of The Brixton, educates us on girls’ shitting habits at the bar, and blows us an anal kiss in to the mic.

And the mystery that everyone will pretend to care about: Will there be an official Misprint Podcast in the future? I’m so hip, I’m going to blog about it right now.

* Click Here To Listen On Your Phone * 22min 24sec

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Contestants had 24 hours to construct a boat-like contraption out of found materials and could spend up to $50. Then they had to race across Ladybird Lake in a chance to win a trophy and a nautical themed tattoo.

I’m honestly surprised there was no nudity.

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